Taryn ♔ 20.
socially inept mermaid princess. goats are everything.

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how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

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imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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snorlaxatives:

a fun night out for me is going to target

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noot-noot-muthafuka:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives.

The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier  

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littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*


FUCK

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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